The following are a random selection of jokes and pictures, which some readers may find amusing. Or they may not. You have been warned.
Some people say a joke's not funny if you have to explain it. Well, all of these jokes need explaining, as you'll see.
This one is a play on the German word for insect (Insekt) and on the German word for sparkling wine (Sekt). So the "Insekt" is "in Sekt".
What do you get if you cross a fried egg with a famous nursery rhyme? Fried egg, Fried egg, on the wall, who is the fairest of them all?
German/English - This next one is a dual-language one, it makes sense in either English or German. If you say it in German, it says "that's stupid". If you say it in English, it says "that's blurred". Both are correct. Neat, huh?
German/French - This is another dual-language one, poking a little good-natured fun at the French accent when speaking German. So the word "Pech" in German sounds like the French word for peach.
What they almost always ask you after a meal in a swiss restaurant: (it helps if you know your Greek letters too):
What a Swiss person might ask you to see whether you understand or not:
Just the one here - a play on the double-meaning of "pipe". You have to be a bit of a geek (maybe even a unix geek) to get this one.
